A Day In The Life Of A Newspaper Ad

 I was born from a Machintosh desktop.

My "parents" happened to be some creative director of a creative agency and a marketing manager.

I was conceived after at least 20 meetings, 20 changes to my features and functions and 20 hours on the drawing board on how I am supposed to be.

I got delivered on a conveyor belt along with my other siblings, however conceived by other sources.

My name is called a "Column Advertisement". And my size is measured by "millimetres x millimetres".

They even meddle with my DNA and made millions of clones of my image.

I got stacked in huge numbers.

I heard that I cost alot to be "borned".

I got delivered to all over the country and all over the world within hours.

I got picked up by a stranger right after, and I got flipped away like my other clones and siblings.

I am a newborn, why I wasn’t given the attention that I deserves?

I was later told that I am not in a "Prime position", and my parents should have conceived me in full colour.

I never saw light again after I got flipped.

In all that glamour and work involved to bring me to this world, my life lasted merely for 24 hours.

And I got a glance for less than 2 seconds.

Before I realized what was happening, I am being used to clean someone’s glass windows.

What a useless life I led. I heard I will be recycled soon, to be reborn again with a 24 hours life span.

I hope I can be reborn into a glossy magazine that I can live for a month, or a giant billboard display that allows me to live for a couple of months, or even let me be an immortal and live "online" forever.

My name is "Column Advertisement", please remember me sometimes.

I only lived 24 hours.

* "Newspaper Fashion" – A dream for many like me….
newspaper-fashion-dresses.jpg picture by Viviobluerex

On Singapore Roads
* Met 6 Road Idiots Since my last Blog.
* Total 1728 Road Idiots Encountered on SG Roads.
– (Congrats to SGF2894J Champaign Nissan Latio, You are the 1,000th Idiot)
– SFU7550B Champaign Nissan Sunny, I will hunt you down, Bitch.
Wish List
* More "Media Free Play" from The Government.
* More Media Associations to represent local media owners.
* All Road Hoggers MUST DIE & All Reckless Bikers Dead.

* Please tell me where can I dine without the presense of PRCs!
* Foreign Talents or Foreign Troublemakers? We shall see.
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