Suggested Advertising Campaign for Traffic Police

I am sure many of you would have been really pissed driving these days, the denser traffic, the regular jams, more road idiots on the road due to the cheaper cars and COE explosion, more red plated "half-cars" and of course, the ever growing population of commercial vehicles.

Maybe the authorities can consider running the below advertising campaign;

Campaign A – "Don’t Hog, You Cock"
Ad Brief :
There are getting more and more road hoggers on the road. On the expressways, there are always cars travelling at 70km/h on the extreme right lane or a commercial vehicle crawling at 60km/h on the centre lane (which is meant for cars). This campaign is to educate these road-idiots how to drive properly especially during peak hours. We don’t need another hogger.

Campaign B – "Don’t Speed, Mistress To Keep"
Ad Brief :
Accidents caused by reckless and speeding Taxis had increased steadily over the last 4 years. This could be due to more newer Taxi companies setting up every year. Many Taxi Drivers are newbies thus the lack of experience. And whenever the Taxi crashed, it caused traffic jams that tail-backed up to kilometres. Surveys revealed the Taxi Drivers will behave themselves only if they are driving their China mistresses.

Campaign C – "Buy Normal Car, Or See Red"
Ad Brief :
Many "Off Peak Cars" (OPC) Cars are booked recently for failure to display a valid coupon (OPC cars needs to tear a A4 size coupon in order to use the road between 7am to 7pm) while driving outside "legal" hours. Such vehicles are sold at a huge rebate of up to SGD $17K, so vehicles of this category boomed. However, many flouted the law and continue to use their OPC cars regardless of time. LTA expect losses if this trend continues.

Campaign D – "Don’t Speed Your Truck You Stupid Fuck" 
Ad Brief :
Speeding container trucks & trailers are a constant problem that the authorities are unable to solve. There are more such heavy vehicles than you have law enforcers. Whenever a TP or a LTA Bike is spotted, these heavy vehicles slow down, goes back into the extreme left lane and drive "normally". Once they are of a safe distance away, they floor the accelerator again. These guys are usually tailgating cars at speed in excess of over 100km/h, especially on AYE at night.

On Singapore Roads
* Met 4 Road Idiots Since my last Blog.
* Total 912 Road Idiots Encountered on SG Roads. 

Wish List
* More "Media Free Play" from The Government.
* More Media Associations to represent local media owners.

* All Road Hoggers Dead.
* All Reckless Bikers Dead.
* For God’s Sake Clean Up Trash On Public Roads, esp AYE.
* Petrol Companies are Profiteering yet Authorities Don’t Care.
* No Roadworks during Peak Hours Please!

* Please tell me where can I dine without the presense of PRCs!
* Foreign Talents or Foreign Troublemakers? We shall see.

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