Women

 

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Women

Got these in one of the forwarded emails… How true, how true….

The Infamous Three Answers That Men are Afraid of.

1) Whatever
Men: What shall we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Shall we have steamboat?
Women: Don’t want la, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face and hair smelly. 
Men: Alright then, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine instead? 
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood then. 
Women: Seafood no good la, high cholestrol and later stomache can’t take it. 
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2) Anything
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie together? Long time we didn’t watch movie.
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time & money only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then we find a cafe and have a coffee?
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleeping pattern. 
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

3) You decide
Men: Then we just go home lor
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi instead 
Women: Not worth it la… for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow romantic walk
Women: What? Walk with an empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s have dinner first
Women: Whatever…
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

If I am the man in the above dialogue, I may just chop the woman up, wahahahahahaahaha!

Woman can drive man crazy sometimes.

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