What in the World have you done today?

 

Originally Posted On August 2007 at "Media Singapore" (http://kcarclubsg1975.spaces.live.com/)

What in the World have you done today?

 I’m sure YOU’LL NEVER ASK your Mom or your Wife this question all your
life…. after you’ve read this mail:
*
A father came home and found his three children outside, still in
their
pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn
all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the
house
and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had
been
knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the
front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon , and the family room
was
strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes
filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge
door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor,a broken glass
lay
under the table, and a small pile of sand spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of
water
as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found
wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared
over
the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at
her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn’t do it."

Send this page to a woman. She is  Priceless!!!!!!!!

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* Drank 204 cans of "Whatever" and 26 cans of "Anything"
Visit : http://www.anything.com.sg/
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* Met 0 Road Idiots Today.
* Total 55 Road Idiots Encountered on SG Roads.
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