Originally Posted On July 2007 at "Media Singapore" (http://kcarclubsg1975.spaces.live.com/)
A very good explanation…. A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she screamed. "How dare you do this to me–a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you.
I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied cooly : "Hang on, just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed,
"but these will be the last words you’ll say to me!"
And the husband calmly began — "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not properly dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, out of compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for
you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and
full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave
her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but never worn
because you complained that they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was given to you as our anniversary present,
which again you didn’t wear because you say I don’t have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, the one that you
refuse to wear just to spite her and I also gave her those boots you bought at the expensive boutiques
and didn’t put them on because someone at your office already has the same pair.
The husband took a quick breath and continued –
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and while
I was walking her to the door as she is leaving,
she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
Please … Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?"
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